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Cheesy Porn Jams: Retro Funk Instrumentals

Cheesy Porn Jams is retro funk instrumental music in the style of 1970s adult film scores. It uses wah guitar, slap bass, and electric piano. It fits content with a light or comic tone. The license allows use in adult and sexually explicit content. The 1 Hour Pack costs $11, the 3 Hour Pack costs $17, and both together cost $22.

Listen to tracks from the catalog

Backseat Boulevard

sleazy · 96 BPM

0:000:30

What Cheesy Porn Jams sounds like

It sounds like a 1970s adult film score with modern sound quality. The main parts are wah guitar, slap bass, electric piano, brushed drums, and short horn hits. The tempo is medium. All tracks are instrumental, with no vocals.

The style is very specific. If you want slow, serious, or cinematic music, this is not it. It fits when you want the music to be part of the joke.

Pack sizes and prices

  • 1 Hour Pack ($11): 30 tracks, 1 hour 22 minutes. A small size if you only need a few tracks.
  • 3 Hour Pack ($17): 90 tracks, 4 hours 29 minutes. No track overlap with the 1 Hour Pack.
  • Cheesy Porn Jams bundle ($22): both packs, 120 tracks, 5 hours 51 minutes. The packs cost $28 if you buy them one at a time.

Each pack is a ZIP of 320kbps MP3 files with a license PDF. Cheesy Porn Jams is priced separately from the main genre packs. It is meant for short moments in your content, not hours of background music.

When to use Cheesy Porn Jams

It fits burlesque routines, retro photo and video shoots, and parody videos that copy the look of vintage adult films. Adult podcasters can use it as a short intro or outro. Cosplay and roleplay creators can use it for 1970s-themed scenes.

It also works for pinup content, retro pole and dance routines, vintage-style boudoir, and bars and lounges with a retro look. The license is the same as for the rest of the erosound catalog.

When not to use it

Do not use it for content that should be taken seriously. The music is tied to a well-known cliche. Under a dramatic scene, a quiet moment, or an artistic nude photo set, it will clash with the mood.

For serious or slow adult content, see R&B Beats or Dark Trap. Those packs are sized for long background use.

See the packs

Packs from $15. Bundles of several packs cost less. Download after payment. No account needed.

Common questions

Are these real 1970s recordings?
No. These are new tracks in a 1970s funk style, sold only by erosound. They are not taken from old films or records. No track appears in more than one pack.
Can I use these in serious adult content?
Yes, the license allows it. But the music has a comic sound, so in serious content it will likely come across as a joke. For serious or slow content, R&B Beats or Dark Trap is a better fit.
Is the 3 Hour Pack a longer version of the 1 Hour Pack?
No. The 3 Hour Pack has 90 tracks, and none of them are in the 1 Hour Pack. Both packs together give you 120 different tracks.
Can I use Cheesy Porn Jams as the only music in a long scene?
Yes, but viewers will notice. The style stands out. If it plays for 20 to 30 minutes, it becomes the main thing people hear. Use it for short moments and switch to quieter music for longer stretches.
Will copyright systems flag these tracks because they sound vintage?
It can happen. We do not register the music with Content ID or any similar system. A platform or third party can still flag audio. Keep your license PDF and email support@erosound.com with the track name and claim details.
Do the tracks have vocals or vocal samples?
No. The tracks are instrumental only, with no vocals or vocal samples.

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