Side Product
Cheesy Porn Jams
A side product, not part of the main After Dark or Dark Trap catalogs. Shameless retro funk in the late-1970s adult-film tradition: wah-wah lead guitar, slap bass, vibey keys, the whole sleazy lounge aesthetic. The catalog is original (not sampled from the source material), so the license clears modern commercial use including adult content. Best used for content that wants to wink at the cliché rather than play it straight.
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What this catalog actually sounds like
It is the sonic register of a late-1970s adult film score with the production values updated. The defining elements: wah-wah lead guitar (usually held back in the mix, occasionally front-and-center), syncopated slap bass, Rhodes-flavored electric piano, brushed drums, and just enough horn stab to give a track lift without turning it into a disco number. Tempos sit in the 95-105 BPM range. Tracks are instrumental; vocal samples are absent.
The aesthetic is intentional and intentionally specific. This is not the catalog if you want elegant, intimate, or cinematic music. It is the catalog if you want a track that makes the viewer smile because the music is doing the work of being the joke.
Pack sizes available
Cheesy Porn Jams ships in two sizes, both as a one-time purchase:
- 1 Hour Pack ($11) — 30 unique tracks at 320kbps MP3. 1 hour 22 minutes of source audio. The entry tier for creators who want a few novelty drops without committing to a full set.
- 3 Hour Pack ($17) — 90 unique tracks, 4 hours 16 minutes total. Zero overlap with the 1 Hour Pack. The standard tier when this is a recurring sonic palette across multiple uploads.
The price ladder is intentionally lower than the main catalog tiers because the use case is generally one-off novelty content rather than a long-form bed.
When to use this catalog
Burlesque routines, retro-themed photo and video shoots, 70s-period pieces in podcasts and short films, parody videos that lean into the visual codes of vintage adult cinema, and creator content that wants a deliberately campy register rather than a sincere one. ASMR creators doing 70s-themed roleplays. Cosplay creators recording period-accurate scenes. Adult podcasters using the aesthetic as an intro or outro stinger.
The catalog also works for creators in less obvious contexts: pinup-style content, retro pole and dance routines, vintage-aesthetic boudoir, classic-car content, certain types of vlog intros, and bar / lounge background use where the room has already committed to a retro interior. The license is the same as the rest of the erosound catalog; no use case is excluded.
When NOT to use this catalog
If the content wants to be taken seriously, this is the wrong catalog. The sonic codes here are inseparable from the cliché they reference. Layering Cheesy Porn Jams under a serious dramatic scene, an intimate vulnerable moment, or a tasteful nude photo set produces tonal whiplash, not ambiance.
For serious, intimate, or atmospheric adult content, see R&B Beats or Dark Trap instead. Those catalogs are priced and sized for sustained beds across long-form content; Cheesy Porn Jams is priced and sized for deliberate, accent use.
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Common questions
- Are these actual 1970s recordings?
- No. Every track is original instrumental music produced on our infrastructure. The aesthetic references the era; the recordings are new. This is what makes the license enforceable and clean: no sample clearances, no estate disputes, no surprise rights holders.
- Can I use these in serious or tasteful adult content?
- The license permits it. The sonic palette argues against it. Cheesy Porn Jams is built around a deliberately campy register; if your content is going for sincerity, the tracks will read as parody whether you want them to or not. For sincere intimate work, R&B Beats or Dark Trap is the better fit.
- Is the 3 Hour Pack just a longer version of the 1 Hour Pack?
- No. Zero overlap. The 3 Hour Pack contains 90 unique tracks, none of which appear in the 1 Hour Pack. Creators who buy the 1 Hour and decide they want more do not lose their initial 30 tracks if they later add the 3 Hour Pack.
- Can I use Cheesy Porn Jams as the only music in a long-form scene?
- You can, but the audience will notice. The genre carries strong sonic associations; played continuously for 20-30 minutes, it stops being a wink and starts being a commitment. Most creators who use this catalog layer it for moments and pivot to a quieter bed for the longer stretches.
- Will copyright systems flag these tracks if they sound vintage?
- No, because the tracks themselves are not vintage. ContentID and similar systems match against fingerprints of registered recordings. None of these recordings are registered to anyone else; they are original works under the erosound license. Stylistic resemblance to the era does not generate fingerprint matches.
- Are these tracks pure instrumental, or do they have vocal samples?
- Pure instrumental. Vocal samples that occasionally appear on similar 70s recordings are absent here. The decision is deliberate: it keeps the tracks usable across platforms where vocal samples might cause moderation issues or unwanted localized associations.